Week 0, Post Trial - (Detective) Reaper Fam

[withsadness]

[Here they all gather, around the great Moyai Statue, who is lonely and has done nothing wrong. He shall keep their secrets as they yell at a small angry child.]

Soooo...today was really enlightening!

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[bladeisme]

[If you're expecting Ichigo to say anything, he's...

Not really going to, because he's just going to slide up against the statue and slide down to sit like the teenager he is, looking grim and kind of upset!]

....

[There are other reapers and also a good person is going to die tomorrow and it always, always hits him hard when a good Player dies, but it's especially hard tonight since the reveal that they're not the only Reaper group out there.]

...Maybe we're competing.

[That's the only thing he's going to say, for right now, quiet as it is.]

[concertmaster]

[he's on top of the moyai statue

knitting

what. he has hobbies.]

[voyeur]

She was definitely interesting, right?

Although, everyone, since we're a team, maybe we need to have a conversation about successfully lying instead of giving away secrets without provocation? I like an entertaining twist, but I'd prefer it a lot if I didn't get erased thanks to you guys.

[(ichigo)]

[bladeisme]

[HE'S AWARE HE FUCKED UP, THANK YOU?

But yeah, thanks.]

...I get it, already. I realized I fucked up the moment I said it.

[It's been hard for him to lie so much, alright? Normally all he has to do is worry about how many Noise he's letting loose and let those do the work for him.]

[grano]

Brat!

[ he folds his arms, scowling. ]

You didn't inform us that there were other Reapers. What purpose do they have in this game?

[concertmaster]

[mockingly]

You didn't inform us there were other Reapers. [in his normal voice] I didn't tell you jack shit except to wait for your orders on Monday. What's that? What day is it? Is it... Gasp? Can it be?!

It's not fucking Monday.

[voyeur]

[HONESTLY LAUGHING HE CAN'T HELP IT]

[voyeur]

[He waves his hand, dismissing it. It isn't important anymore.]

It's out now already, so whatever. Do you need help or something? I don't mind if it's for a teammate. I'll even give the advice for free.

[bladeisme]

Hopefully I explained it away well enough.

[That was some furious bullshitting he did after, let him tell you.

But hey, hopefully no one will notice and he won't get fucking killed next week.]

...And yeah, I do. I've never been a good liar from the start, and none of the other games I've been in have made me do this much lying before.

[bladeisme]

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[concertmaster]

[:3c~?]

[concertmaster]

[maybe jacopo doesn't know since he can't read

oh wait]

[bladeisme]

[Do not Colon Three at me young man]

[concertmaster]

[:3~!!!]

[withsadness]

Don't worry, I don't have any plans on getting myself killed. No special secret-rule revelations or dramatic speeches from me!

[She knows she can be a pretty silly kid, but she's not that silly.]

[voyeur]

[Izaya's actually being sincere about this; he leans back against the statue, waving with a hand to encourage him.]

What's causing you that much trouble?

[voyeur]

Haha! That's why you're the best, Mary!

[He holds his hand out for him. Give him a high five!]

[withsadness]

Ooooh, what are you making?

[She has obvious priorities.]

[withsadness]

[She's gonna make a big leap to slam her hand into his with extra force. YEAH!!!]

Besides, it wouldn't be aaany fun at all for the players if we gave everything away!

[concertmaster]

[he stops in the middle of his knitting. hm.]

Life-sized decoys.

[.... no he's not kidding]

[allsetfree]

Just because we don't have orders doesn't mean you couldn't have told us more.

[withsadness]

It's okay, Ichigo! Maybe you're just the kind of person better suited for attacking over talking?

[She didn't mean for that to be insulting...I'm sorry.]

Everyone has their different talents!

[concertmaster]

I've got my own orders separate from yours that says, yeah, actually, it absolutely fucking means that.

[allsetfree]

Okay, but can you at least admit that it's stupid? Even if it's not your call?

[concertmaster]

[deadpan]

Every single thing in this Game is fucking stupid.