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Week 0, Post Trial - (Detective) Reaper Fam

[Here they all gather, around the great Moyai Statue, who is lonely and has done nothing wrong. He shall keep their secrets as they yell at a small angry child.]

Soooo...today was really enlightening!

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[he's on top of the moyai statue

knitting

what. he has hobbies.]

Brat!

[ he folds his arms, scowling. ]

You didn't inform us that there were other Reapers. What purpose do they have in this game?

[mockingly]

You didn't inform us there were other Reapers. [in his normal voice] I didn't tell you jack shit except to wait for your orders on Monday. What's that? What day is it? Is it... Gasp? Can it be?!

It's not fucking Monday.

[HONESTLY LAUGHING HE CAN'T HELP IT]

[maybe jacopo doesn't know since he can't read

oh wait]

[ A B C D EAT THIS ASS ]

[he's ten :/ go to jail]

[

]

[:3c~?]

[Do not Colon Three at me young man]

[:3~!!!]

Just because we don't have orders doesn't mean you couldn't have told us more.

I've got my own orders separate from yours that says, yeah, actually, it absolutely fucking means that.

Okay, but can you at least admit that it's stupid? Even if it's not your call?

[deadpan]

Every single thing in this Game is fucking stupid.

That's the spirit.

[ offers her hand for a small high five?? ]

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concertmaster - 2018-03-11 04:03 (UTC) - Expand

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Oh right, I forgot that you're as much of a useless pawn as everyone else is. My apologies!

Please send all complaints to the Composer.

[continues to knit :/]

Ooooh, what are you making?

[She has obvious priorities.]

Edited (fuk) 2018-03-11 03:51 (UTC)

[he stops in the middle of his knitting. hm.]

Life-sized decoys.

[.... no he's not kidding]

That's amazing!

[You're amazing, Max!]

Is that why you decided to pick up knitting? For pranks?

I didn't decide to pick up knitting so much as "went to the worst summer camp ever". It wasn't about pranks back there, Mary. It was about trying to survive in a cruel world.

[he says this completely deadpan]

Ooohhh, I understand.

[She more or less understands. She's never been to summer camp.]

Sometimes things get real dangerous. Did you have any fun at all? Camps are supposed to be fun, aren't they?

[he slows his knitting for a second]

...

I guess it wasn't all bad.

[but then he picks it up again]

But no. Camps aren't supposed to be fun. They're a bullshit excuse for parents to drop their kids off with strangers for the summer so they can have some fucking peace and quiet.

A bullshit excuse! Got it!

[She'll remember that.]

Parents are the worst!

[No, she doesn't mean that. She wants parents. :( ]