Week 0, Post Trial - (Detective) Reaper Fam

[withsadness]

[Here they all gather, around the great Moyai Statue, who is lonely and has done nothing wrong. He shall keep their secrets as they yell at a small angry child.]

Soooo...today was really enlightening!

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[withsadness]

[Mary's face brightens immediately. Sucks or not, it means that now she gets to climb(?) onto the top of Moyai to the best of her ability so she can watch and learn how to knit...by the master! The master of all things camp.]

I didn't know there were so many different kinds of camp. It isn't too hard to learn?

[It's fine even if it is. She's a diligent practice--comes from having absolutely nothing better to do with your time.]

[concertmaster]

There's a million different kinds of camp when you're running a scam. Anyway, this shit's easy. It was a waste of my goddamn day.

[he hands her the knitting needles and some yarn and i don't know how to knit]

Here, like this.

[withsadness]

[It's okay we can bullshit this together because I also have no idea.

Mary takes the needles and the yarn and follows his very elaborately laid out instructions. Her hands are a little clumsy, but she's getting down the steps, at least.]

This decoy is gonna be the best.

[Because it's now going to be BUILT WITH FRIENDSHIP.]

[concertmaster]

[it's not like mary needs one tbh but whatever? it's fine? this is fine.]

It's gonna be shit at first, that's how learning anything goes. You suck, and then either you get better or you dive headfirst into that pile of suck and choke on it.

[why is he this way]

I don't have the right yarn color for you, but whatever, it's the same principle even if it looks off. It won't fool anyone for long even when it's done, but it's usually enough for you to have run off and them to look like a complete moron.