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Mary ([personal profile] withsadness) wrote2018-03-10 07:14 pm

Week 0, Post Trial - (Detective) Reaper Fam

[Here they all gather, around the great Moyai Statue, who is lonely and has done nothing wrong. He shall keep their secrets as they yell at a small angry child.]

Soooo...today was really enlightening!
voyeur: (ignore me if you see me)

[personal profile] voyeur 2018-03-11 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Laughing, he holds his 'injured' hand.]

Hey, hey! Are you trying to give me a useless left hand for real? It isn't fair to take my entry fee again.
allsetfree: art by anxious-fish @ tumblr (pic#11097608)

[personal profile] allsetfree 2018-03-11 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ Alex snickers and rolls her eyes. ]

Oh, your 'entry fee,' huh?
voyeur: (another clever word)

[personal profile] voyeur 2018-03-13 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
That's right. I'm just an unfortunate guy who lost use of his left hand and is tragically pretending to be blind to protect himself. It isn't fair to make it worse.

[fun jokes 4 the fam]
allsetfree: art by 0tacoon @ tumblr (pic#12121573)

[personal profile] allsetfree 2018-03-13 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
So your strategy is to lie twice and get caught once? That's sketchy.
voyeur: (I'm so happy that you're so happy)

[personal profile] voyeur 2018-03-13 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
You probably noticed, Alex, but I'm a sketchy guy. Rather, I don't intend on revealing my blindness except by having someone call me out on never using my left hand for anything. If I get called out on that, I'll drop the act. In other words, letting someone unmasked me is premised on them first believing that the lie about my dominant hand is true. In that way, it's a confirmation of my sketchiness, but a misdirection of attention.
allsetfree: art by rottenplantt @ tumblr!! (pic#10854792)

[personal profile] allsetfree 2018-03-13 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
This is gonna stress me out for, like, ever. So thanks, Izaya. For that.
grano: (pic#12149607)

[personal profile] grano 2018-03-13 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
If we ever want him dead, we know what to do.
allsetfree: art by jupiteristic @ tumblr! (pic#10719432)

[personal profile] allsetfree 2018-03-13 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Man! That doesn't help!
voyeur: (the party never stops)

[personal profile] voyeur 2018-03-13 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[izaya laughing]

That's so mean, everyone!
Edited 2018-03-13 16:01 (UTC)