Week 3, Saturday: Hermann

[withsadness]

[When Mary spots Hermann, her Easter basket still in hand, she all but skips up to him, her eyes gleaming.]

Hi there, Hermann! Did you have a fun day?

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[withsadness]

Newton! Newt Newt Newt!

[She doesn't know why they're saying his name but she likes his name so she'll say it, too!]

I won't tell anybody about the water balloon accident, so you don't have to feel shy.

[byjove]

Water balloon-? What?

[He's still too flustered to think properly. This is a disaster. He shoves the condom into a coat pocket before anyone else can see it. It's not that he wants it, but he can't just??? let Mary have it???]

Mary, is this the only one of these he gave you? And listen, you can't go around repeating the word Schwanz.

[What if somebody else speaks German!!! God!!!]

[withsadness]

Oh, he didn't give it to me. I found it in an egg! I didn't know what to do with it.

[She's totally not listening, not really.]

Whatever you say!

[byjove]

[Hermann breathes, finally. At least Newt isn't giving condoms to children. But the Composer is??? Yike.]

Listen, if you find any more of these, you should be sure to give them to an adult. They're... They're not for children.